Stupid jerks

Check out St. Patrick's Day Kootra
I also drew Aleks
And Nova
Check out also my Kootra Pony

Hordan Jordan a.k.a. Kootra/Koots The MLG Player

EDIT: I posted this and the Aleks one on thecreatureblog (tumblr) and I love reading all these weird usernames and hashtags. Got a lot of woahs there, lovely ~ _{(I hope Koots and Aleks see them now)}

The beard was nearly impossible but somehow I managed

~Look at that beautiful cat, I want to cover him with lens flares and coco beans meow, meow~


~Another Semi-relevant Story Time!
<sub>My aunt dropped her beloved son at my house because she was going somewhere with my mum and that scrub really likes me for some reason (it isn't a reciprocated feeling... most of the times). So we watched some funny videos and play Don't Starve. After a while I got tired of him so I said that I must study and he should go play Assassin's Creed 3 on my Xbox till his mother returns. Well, I did study... a little but then I saw the Danz and Kootra stream so I started watching that. After a while I noticed my cat lurking behind the window clearly with the intention of getting in. So I went at my "porch", opened the door and gave him some food. I waited till he finished eating and let him out again. When I was back I noticed that my cousin was sitting at my computer, really amused. "Is that guy with the red hat your possible brother you were talking about?" he chuckled. "Wha...? You mean Kootra? Why?"I asked confused. "Because he pulls out almost exact stupid faces like you!" he continued laughing. My confusion dropped slowly being replaced by irritation. "Haha, he even freaks out like you!" he seemed like having the time of his life. "Ok, enough. Get out!" I slapped him in the back and he quickly got up. "Go kill Templars!". He turned back before leaving "Is that how you study, eh?" he mocked me. "I will study your intestines if you don't get out" I warned him and he quickly vanished. Yeah... we really like each other.

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So I did a comparison list a.k.a "Why should I wear a red hat?":

~ cats
~ meowing
~ heavy sleeper
~ tech support (around family)
~ climbing and parkouring in inappropriate places
~ frequent blinking
~ favourite insult
~ often times ends up in charge of smth
~ amplified reactions when about to die in a game
~ exaggerated expressions
~ 100% sure mistake made several times
~ people who haven't stood right next to me think I'm tall (it changes when they do, though. So I'm used to: "I thought you were taller" or "Why are you so short today?")
~ occasional brain strokes and troubles with speaking

Reasons why I shouldn't wear a red cap:

~ True height (I'm about 5'5")
~ I don't use illegal dance moves
~ I actually swear... a lot
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~I'll take it!</sub>